To the velocipedes!

WARNING: Geeky posts ahead. Content may not be appropriate for all audiences and may include stargates, nubbins, ponies, cylons, corsets, octoparrots, hypnotoads, hunny, horcruxes, monarch-mobiles, silver crystals, and copious amounts of sarcasm.

Also, this is a velocipede. In case you were thinking it was a really fast bug. Because I totally did.